Why Portuguese people can't be terrorists...

- 8:45 a.m. is too early for us to be up.
- We are always late, so we would have missed all 4 flights.
- Pretty people on the plane distract us.
- We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
- With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
- We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
- We would all want to fly the plane.
- We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
- We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
- We would have put our country's flag reflector on the tail of the plane.

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